My wife is not a handbag. If she doesn’t want to come, she doesn’t want to come. She is her own person and has her own life. —Thomas Müller when asked why his wife didn’t attend the World Cup In Brazil (via jerome-boateng
When life gives you lemons, you ask for something higher in protein. —(via strongblrslinger
Leslie Knope got her dream job, had kids, and is basically running the world on JJ’s waffles and friendship. What more do you want, Academy? I suppose if Pawnee had an emotionally unavailable nerd in a Flash t-shirt, it could finally get the respect it deserves. —
shots fired by Bustle, on the 2014 Emmy Snubs
I thought this looked better in black and white. This goes deep and really hits home. This applies for everyone and everyone should be reblogging this.
oh my fucking goodness ahahahahaha
Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life