fancy an awkward pause?

-20-female- Chicago, IL--
College sophomore
-Anthropology major-
Ravenclaw-Dharma initiative member-
future companion of the doctor-

my roommate is seriously annoying me…. (disclaimer- this will be a rant)

ohmygoodness. today my lovely roommate did the one thing I told her I hated, PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE STICKY NOTES. “Could you keep the counter a little clean and organized? thanks, have a great day!” What. what. what. ok first, the counter was only cluttered on my side, MY SIDE! I should be able to put whatever I want on my side. And it was only my makeup and a water cup. SERIOUSLY?!?!?! The stuff had been there for less then 12 hours. AND she hasn’t even been home for the last four days. SERIOUSLY WTF! We have only lived here for two weeks and I think she has only slept here for maybe 5 days. I think that if you want to leave my annoying notes, you should actually live here more than 50% of the time. I wouldn’t be so mad if she had told me in person or texted me, but I HATE THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE STICKY NOTE. I HATE IT. It is annoying. If you have a problem, tell me in person! Plus, ITS MY SIDE, you shouldn’t freaking care what is on it.  she also unplugged my ethernet cable because it was plugged in on her side of the room where the only ethernet plug is. Come on, its not my fault that our internet sucks and we cant get wifi and have to plug our computers in, but I should be able to use the plug in my room. ughhhhh. Also, she needs to not fall asleep on the couch with disney channel blasting at 2am. One because its loud and annoying, two, because you are a grown adult, find something interesting to watch. She gets annoyed when I leave doors open too, and when people leave chairs not pushed in at the table. This girl has clearly not lived with roommates before. She’s is going to have to learn to get over stuff, because frankly NO ONE CARES ABOUT LITTLE CRAP LIKE THAT. And if you do, find your own apartment and dont force other people to live by your anal retentive tendencies. Seriously girl, you need to get over it. 

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wanttobeonnbc:

Michelle Obama on The Daily Show, talking about how the average kid spends like 6 hours a day in front of a screen.

amateurs 

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are you sure
are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1
that you never listen to bieber
are you totally sure

are you sure

are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1

that you never listen to bieber

are you totally sure

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walmartfashionista:

this is the twenty-first century and the fact that there are over 7.2 billion people in the world and not one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is sort of unacceptable

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J. K. Rowling: "...It was Monday -- and you could usually count on Dudley to know the days the week, because of television."
Me: Same
banjo-heyworth:

Nostalgia
hollywood studios is a dumb name imho

banjo-heyworth:

Nostalgia

hollywood studios is a dumb name imho

NBC Headlines

robkaas:

Dan Harmon ousted as show runner of Community.

Tina Fey not returning as head writer of 30 Rock, will make non-speaking cameo appearances as Liz Lemon in series finale.

Parks & Recreation to be retitled “Life of Jerry” and retooled to be a melodrama following the life and times of Jerry Gergich, who NBC insists is “America’s favorite Parks & Rec character!”. “Life of Jerry” is confirmed to have no less than six seasons and a movie. 

checking into my DCP tomorrow. :)

Now my sister just needs to come get me from the airport….

did-you-kno:

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Omg. So that’s how Harry’s Aunt and Uncle found a random shack in the middle of the sea in the first book. 

did-you-kno:

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Omg. So that’s how Harry’s Aunt and Uncle found a random shack in the middle of the sea in the first book. 

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loveofdisney:

magicofimagination:

itsadisneything:

Star Wars Weekends posters are the best.

Love

The greivous one is cool…

My television died…

what am I going to do?